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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Jul 4th, 2006, 2:00am)

Title: Heal the sick
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 4th, 2006, 2:00am
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the
television.

The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their
television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the
body part where they wanted to be healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her
right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder
that was causing her to have great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the
set and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The
purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."

Title: Re: Heal the sick
Post by andrewjb on Jul 4th, 2006, 11:08pm
;;D.



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