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(Message started by: tanner on Jun 23^rd, 2006, 2:19pm)

Title: Living in Louisiana
Post by tanner on Jun 23^rd, 2006, 2:19pm

Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear.
"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" Jack asked.
"Oh man...I've been transferred to Louisiana," the other guy answered. "There's crazy people in Louisiana and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate..."
"Hold on," Jack interrupted, "I've lived in Louisiana all my life, and it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own buisiness and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,
"Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said Jack, "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck in New Orleans!"

Title: Re: Living in Louisiana
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 24^th, 2006, 10:02am

;;DLiked it [smiley=laugh.gif]