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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Jun 16^th, 2006, 3:40am)

Title: A bowl of lifesavers
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 16^th, 2006, 3:40am

Using a bowl of lifesavers, the teacher gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors.

The children began to say:
Red... cherries
Yellow... lemons
Green... limes
Orange... oranges
Purple... grapes

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you a clue. . .It's
what your mother might sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled, "Oh my God! They're aX^#@s!"

Title: Re: A bowl of lifesavers
Post by andrewjb on Jun 17^th, 2006, 3:41pm

;;D

Title: Re: A bowl of lifesavers
Post by mynm156 on Jun 19^th, 2006, 2:39am

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