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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Jun 13^th, 2006, 2:38am)

Title: Hymn #365
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 13^th, 2006, 2:38am

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally,shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Title: Re: Hymn #365
Post by Melissa on Jun 13^th, 2006, 10:26am

;;D I've always loved that one!

Title: Re: Hymn #365
Post by andrewjb on Jun 14^th, 2006, 6:25am

;;D.