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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jun 11^th, 2006, 10:57pm)

Title: Catholic school girls
Post by mynm156 on Jun 11^th, 2006, 10:57pm

A train hits a van full of girls from a Catholic school. .They all prish and are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when

St.Peter asks the first girl,"Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ.

She giggles and shyly replies,"Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,"Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? "

The girl is a little reluctant but replies,"Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

"All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush ?"

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

Title: Re: Catholic school girls
Post by andrewjb on Jun 12^th, 2006, 5:42am

;;D

Title: Re: Catholic school girls
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jun 7^th, 2007, 1:57am

;;D

Title: Re: Catholic school girls
Post by LeLimey on Jun 9^th, 2007, 5:21pm

I'll have you know I went to convent boarding school!
humph!