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(Message started by: tanner on Jun 5^th, 2006, 6:01pm)

Title: Maude and Claude*** ADULT***
Post by tanner on Jun 5^th, 2006, 6:01pm

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/haywoodboss/maude.jpg

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida. They met at the singles club

meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his

delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along

a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time

in their own thoughts.....

Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been

gentler."

Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken

off my pantyhose.

..........................Tim

Title: Re: Maude and Claude*** ADULT***
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 6^th, 2006, 1:51pm

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Title: Re: Maude and Claude*** ADULT***
Post by jimmymac on Jun 7^th, 2006, 9:46pm

:o ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D