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(Message started by: Mattrf on Jun 5^th, 2006, 2:53pm)

Title: Golf
Post by Mattrf on Jun 5^th, 2006, 2:53pm

A man is out playing golf, he hits his first shot on a par 5 straight into the woods.
He finds his ball and takes out his driver and hits it as hard as he can, the ball hits a tree then hits him in the head and kills him.
The next thing he knows he is standing at the pearly gates in front of Saint Peter.
Saint Peter looks at him and says well I see here you’re a golfer, are you any good?
The man looks at Saint Peter and says, got here in two didn’t I?
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