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(Message started by: taraann on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 9:33am)

Title: Comebacks to pickup lines
Post by taraann on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 9:33am

http://www.funthumb.com/images/titles/womens_combacks_title.gif

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Title: Re: Comebacks to pickup lines
Post by jimmymac on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 2:14pm

:-*.ooooooooooo,touchy.