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(Message started by: tanner on May 24^th, 2006, 2:52pm)

Title: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by tanner on May 24^th, 2006, 2:52pm

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I smoked
April--------I dry humped
May----------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July---------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an Ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I'm cool like that
Black------Because that's how I roll.
Pink-------Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red--------Because the voices told me to.
Blue-------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself
Purple-----Because I'm cool.
Gray-------Because I was drunk
Yellow-----Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I was high.
Other------Because I'm a ninja.
none-------Because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by aprilbee on May 24^th, 2006, 5:08pm

I kicked a ganster because I'm cool like that... 8)

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by Barry_T_Coles on May 24^th, 2006, 9:27pm

I kicked a pickle Because that's how I roll. :-/

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by alienspacebabe on May 24^th, 2006, 10:29pm

I ran over my neighbor because I can't control myself.

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by sandie99 on May 25^th, 2006, 10:56am

:-X

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by Mattrf on May 25^th, 2006, 5:01pm

I sang to a squirrel Because I'm sexy and I do what I want . [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by zwibbs/Scott on May 26^th, 2006, 1:03am

on 05/25/06 at 17:01:51, Mattrf wrote:

I sang to a squirrel Because I'm sexy and I do what I want . [smiley=laugh.gif]

I'm calling 911.

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by tanner on May 26^th, 2006, 1:49am

cmon scott, what did yours say ;;D

....tim

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by minnie on May 26^th, 2006, 3:49pm

I danced with my science teacher Because I was drunk

hmmmm...wonder if I'll get a good grade...I had a seventh grade student teacher in social studies I'd have happily danced with.All the girls grades skyrocketed I was the top of my class and always going after school for extra help [smiley=inlove.gif].....don't remember much about social studies but remember the teacher fondly

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by zwibbs/Scott on May 26^th, 2006, 4:02pm

I smoked my cell phone because that's the way I roll...NOW I"M CALLING 911 ON MYSELF !!!

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by deltadarlin on May 27^th, 2006, 10:29pm

I sang to a baseball bat because that's how i roll [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by jimmymac on May 29^th, 2006, 3:01pm

:),lunch with a fork because i was high.

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by kimmiedawn81 on May 30^th, 2006, 10:20pm

I did the Macarena with a baseball bat b/c I'm cool like that.

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by mynm156 on Jun 1^st, 2006, 12:05am

I loved a stuffed animal because I'm a Ninja! Partially true U guess which

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by Gena on Jun 1^st, 2006, 7:00pm

I yelled at my brother Because I'm NOT a homosexual.

::)

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by Opus on Jun 1^st, 2006, 8:38pm

I ran over a baseball bat Because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

That is wrong on so many levels.

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by taraann on Jun 9^th, 2006, 8:59am

I smoked a banana because that's how I roll.

::)

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by imnotbub on Jun 9^th, 2006, 2:58pm

I yelled at a baseball bat because I was drunk?

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 10^th, 2006, 3:40am

on 06/09/06 at 14:58:05, imnotbub wrote:

I yelled at a baseball bat because I was drunk?

Typical Yankee Fan !!!

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by tanner on Jun 10^th, 2006, 11:17am

Hey Scott, someone told me that Mets fans smoke cellphones ;;D

....tim

Title: Hehee I..........................................
Post by julieknfla on Jun 10^th, 2006, 12:18pm

I choked on my best friends boyfriend because I hate my family.
:P

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 10^th, 2006, 12:47pm

on 06/10/06 at 11:17:39, tanner wrote:

Hey Scott, someone told me that Mets fans smoke cellphones ;;D

....tim

Tim ---you heard wrong--------We Bong Them!!! Followed by a beer chaser !!!

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by alchemy on Jun 10^th, 2006, 11:29pm

I did the macarena with a spoon because i'm sexy and do what i want

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by Melissa on Jun 11^th, 2006, 11:39am

First of all, rotflmao @ ASB's! Too funny. ;;D

Here's mine...

"I had lunch with your mom because that's how I roll."

Umm...ok. LOL!

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by Richr8 on Jun 11^th, 2006, 12:50pm

I choked on a llama because I'm cool like that.

I think I got Chewy's

added "d" to choke.

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by mynm156 on Jun 19^th, 2006, 2:43am

>:( Mine SUCKS! I loved a stuffed animal because I cant help myself. :P

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by thomas on Jul 12^th, 2006, 12:00pm

I smoked a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by walkertexasranger on Jul 12^th, 2006, 9:17pm

I loved a baseball bat because I was drunk....

Well, I sure have loved lots of things because I was drunk, just don't remember any baseball bats!! ;) ;;D

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by cekelle on Jul 12^th, 2006, 9:43pm

I sang to a squirrel because I'm cool like that. 8)

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by lil_headbanger on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 6:34am

"i sang to monster because i was high".... ::) wow but how did you know?

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by georgej on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 10:08am

I ran over my best friend's boyfriend because that's how I roll.

I like Liz's (my wife's) better:

I danced with a bird bath because I hate myself.

George

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by dee1623 on Sep 24^th, 2006, 8:32am

I dry humped my dog because the voices told me to.

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by aubmari on Sep 25^th, 2006, 1:14pm

I dry humped a goat because I am sexy and do what I want ............

........oh yah! That great !!!! hehe [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by BB on Sep 25^th, 2006, 11:56pm

I kicked a gangster because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars !!

Annette

PS: And the bummer of it is I cant find this person again ! Nor can I find a place safe enough to hide !!!!

:P

Title: Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
Post by sandie99 on Sep 27^th, 2006, 5:37am

You don't even want to know... [smiley=laugh.gif]