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(Message started by: Redd715 on May 22^nd, 2006, 2:13pm)

Title: Koala and the lizard
Post by Redd715 on May 22^nd, 2006, 2:13pm

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

Title: Re: Koala and the lizard
Post by jimmymac on May 22^nd, 2006, 11:24pm

Title: Re: Koala and the lizard
Post by kimmiedawn81 on May 23^rd, 2006, 9:56pm

My boyfriend and I thought that this was very funny!

Title: Re: Koala and the lizard
Post by sandie99 on May 25^th, 2006, 10:58am

;;D