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(Message started by: tanner on May 9^th, 2006, 2:04pm)

Title: Texas Air Control Tower
Post by tanner on May 9^th, 2006, 2:04pm

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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on
runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.
- Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey"
for us -- ya hear?.

Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !

Title: Re: Texas Air Control Tower
Post by jimmymac on May 11^th, 2006, 10:56pm

yeah,you should both go somewhere quite and work it out.leave the airways clear !! :-/