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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on May 9^th, 2006, 1:52am)

Title: Holy Prostitutes
Post by Barry_T_Coles on May 9^th, 2006, 1:52am

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he
notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives
on without a second thought...Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real
and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.

On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small
sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested
in possibly doing business...."

"Very well my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this
door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
the door...
This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through
the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds
himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE MY SON.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT,YOU SINNER.

Title: Re: Holy Prostitutes
Post by jimmymac on May 9^th, 2006, 6:41am

:).great

Title: Re: Holy Prostitutes
Post by sandie99 on May 10^th, 2006, 3:50am

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Holy Prostitutes
Post by mynm156 on May 11^th, 2006, 6:34pm

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