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(Message started by: lilboo on May 6^th, 2006, 10:48pm)

Title: Redneck Restaurant
Post by lilboo on May 6^th, 2006, 10:48pm

NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT

Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While
having a shot of whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly,
a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of
the hillbillies looks
at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes
her head no. "Kin ya
breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes
her head no. The
hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back
of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
cheek a lick with his
tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
breathe again, the
hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner
says, "Ya know, I'd
heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", but I ain't
never seed nobody do
it.

Title: Re: Redneck Restaurant
Post by jimmymac on May 7^th, 2006, 5:40pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: Redneck Restaurant
Post by cekelle on May 10^th, 2006, 12:53am

;;D Yumpt to...Ai aight. [smiley=smartass.gif]

Some inside redneck humor...hope someone gets it. :-/

Title: Re: Redneck Restaurant
Post by mynm156 on May 16^th, 2006, 12:48am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!