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(Message started by: _Lee_ on Apr 28^th, 2006, 3:56pm)

Title: 100%?
Post by _Lee_ on Apr 28^th, 2006, 3:56pm

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Title: Re: 100%?
Post by jimmymac on Apr 29^th, 2006, 8:13am

[smiley=laugh.gif]. [smiley=laugh.gif],magic !

Title: Re: 100%?
Post by cekelle on May 4^th, 2006, 11:59am

That's so sad, yet in many cases so true! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: 100%?
Post by sandie99 on May 7^th, 2006, 2:53am

[smiley=laugh.gif]