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(Message started by: I Cant Dance on Apr 25th, 2006, 10:38pm)
Title: Polish divorce
Post by I Cant Dance on Apr 25th, 2006, 10:38pm
Polish Divorce


A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say,

'Polish Remover'."
Title: Re: Polish divorce
Post by sandie99 on Apr 28th, 2006, 10:57am
;;D
Title: Re: Polish divorce
Post by r_headache on May 2nd, 2006, 3:58pm
not only bad...but BAAAADDDDD :D
Title: Re: Polish divorce
Post by cekelle on May 4th, 2006, 11:15am
::)


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