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(Message started by: RDubois on Apr 7^th, 2006, 8:02am)

Title: Real Cowboy
Post by RDubois on Apr 7^th, 2006, 8:02am

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked: "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied: "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am".

She said: "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning and all day long I think about women. When I shower, when I watch TV, when I eat, whatever I do, everything seems to make me think of women".

A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked? "are you a real cowboy?".

"Well", replied the old cowboy. "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Real Cowboy
Post by sandie99 on Apr 7^th, 2006, 8:51am

;;D

Title: Re: Real Cowboy
Post by jimmymac on Apr 11^th, 2006, 9:25am

[smiley=sayyes.gif].me too.