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(Message started by: Melissa on Mar 27th, 2006, 7:50am)
Title: new med...
Post by Melissa on Mar 27th, 2006, 7:50am
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions.......
Ask your doctor or  pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many hidden talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

*Tequila® may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include the following:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister
Title: Re: new med...
Post by SherriW on Mar 27th, 2006, 11:55am
:o   ;;D
Title: Re: new med...
Post by vietvet2tours on Mar 27th, 2006, 12:02pm

on 03/27/06 at 07:50:39, Melissa wrote:
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions.......
Ask your doctor or  pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many hidden talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

*Tequila® may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include the following:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
Dare, and Naked Twister
                                                                                                                                     Enhances personality.
Title: Re: new med...
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Mar 27th, 2006, 3:25pm
Hey, I've taken that and had some of those side effects too.   Weird!   [smiley=laugh.gif]


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