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(Message started by: Tiannia on Mar 24th, 2006, 3:42pm)

Title: Year of a Blonde
Post by Tiannia on Mar 24th, 2006, 3:42pm
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
 
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6months.....box said "2-4 years!"
 
April
Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
 
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups  of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
 
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned  later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
 
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
 
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
 
December
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!! ;;D

Title: Re: Year of a Blonde
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Mar 25th, 2006, 9:33am
Oh well there's always next year ;;D

Title: Re: Year of a Blonde
Post by mynm156 on Mar 27th, 2006, 12:54am
I swear I have heard some of these before!!!

Title: Re: Year of a Blonde
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Mar 28th, 2006, 12:50am
Don't make fun of blondes---I love Blondes

Title: Re: Year of a Blonde
Post by pussers_rum on Mar 31st, 2006, 11:45am
2 blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought one of them would have seen the door.

Title: Re: Year of a Blonde
Post by sandie99 on Apr 1st, 2006, 5:09am

on 03/31/06 at 11:45:47, pussers_rum wrote:
2 blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought one of them would have seen the door.

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