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(Message started by: alchemy on Mar 22^nd, 2006, 9:26pm)

Title: one for jonny
Post by alchemy on Mar 22^nd, 2006, 9:26pm

jonny sits down at a bar and orders a beer. While waiting for it he notices a horse sitting at the end of the bar. jonny asks the bartender what's up with the horse? The bartender tells him that there is a running bet that if you can make the horse laugh then cry you win five hundred bucks. jonny goes to the horse and whispers in his ear and the horse starts laughing hysterically. The bartender tells jonny you're half way there just got to make him cry now. jonny takes the horse outside and when they come back in the horse is bawling. the bartender says ok you win but how'd you do it? jonny says first i told the horse i was hung better then him then i took him outside and showed him. I would have usd myself in this story but you would have thought i was cocky