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(Message started by: davyp on Mar 14^th, 2006, 4:11pm)

Title: King of the jungle
Post by davyp on Mar 14^th, 2006, 4:11pm

A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting. The lion said, "I'm the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle". The gorilla said, "That's nothing. I'm the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming".

Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, "Roaring, beating, pah! That's nothing. When I sneeze ten million people shit themselves!"

;;D Dape ;;D

Title: Re: King of the jungle
Post by mynm156 on Mar 17^th, 2006, 9:50am

[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: King of the jungle
Post by Ronny on Mar 17^th, 2006, 4:08pm

wah wah wah

Title: Re: King of the jungle
Post by Jonny on Mar 17^th, 2006, 4:11pm

Bird flu?....LOL ;;D

Title: Re: King of the jungle
Post by jimmymac on Mar 17^th, 2006, 7:20pm

;),aye,its a worry.