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(Message started by: vietvet2tours on Mar 11^th, 2006, 10:17pm)

Title: Dead Man
Post by vietvet2tours on Mar 11^th, 2006, 10:17pm

To make your day!
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he un-characteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.... "How long will this take?"
I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.

Stupid, stupid man!!!

Title: Re: Dead Man
Post by Guiseppi on Mar 12^th, 2006, 9:29am

And far too late your brain is screaming "no Joe No, that's your OUTSIDE VOICE....."