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(Message started by: tanner on Mar 3^rd, 2006, 6:01pm)

Title: The Pharmacist
Post by tanner on Mar 3^rd, 2006, 6:01pm

THE PHARMACIST

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

........................tim

Title: Re: The Pharmacist
Post by mynm156 on Mar 3^rd, 2006, 6:03pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: The Pharmacist
Post by sandie99 on Mar 4^th, 2006, 2:47am

[smiley=spit.gif] That was just hilarious! Thank you... ;;D

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