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(Message started by: mynm156 on Mar 3^rd, 2006, 5:44pm)

Title: WHat Happend?
Post by mynm156 on Mar 3^rd, 2006, 5:44pm

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

Title: Re: WHat Happend?
Post by tanner on Mar 4^th, 2006, 12:44am

LMAO
..................tim

thanks i needed that! pfdans to ya

Title: Re: WHat Happend?
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 4^th, 2006, 9:25pm

OMG!!!!!!!!

THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
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