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(Message started by: Ghost on Mar 3^rd, 2006, 1:11pm)

Title: THE LOVE DRESS
Post by Ghost on Mar 3^rd, 2006, 1:11pm

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked
to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

" What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him
to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't get enough of me".

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?

Title: Re: THE LOVE DRESS
Post by jimmymac on Mar 12^th, 2006, 6:37pm

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