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Title: April 1st.... Post by Melissa on Mar 1st, 2006, 10:45am Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: April 1st.... Post by jimmymac on Mar 12th, 2006, 6:47pm ;;D. [smiley=laugh.gif]. ::). |
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Title: Re: April 1st.... Post by sandie99 on Mar 13th, 2006, 2:55am Here'a lesson to be learned, guys... ;;D |
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Title: Re: April 1st.... Post by mynm156 on Mar 13th, 2006, 2:11pm OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REMEBER LADIES TEASING GOES BOTH WAYS! |
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Title: Re: April 1st.... Post by LeLimey on Mar 13th, 2006, 3:56pm Yeah teasing DOES work both ways honeybun.. he thought the gun wasn't loaded! Boy, did she ever fool HIM?! ;;D |
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