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(Message started by: Melissa on Feb 26^th, 2006, 7:14pm)

Title: Mouthy
Post by Melissa on Feb 26^th, 2006, 7:14pm

A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes around and the man asks her for a cup of coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, "Bring me a whiskey, bitch." The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to the parrot, but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out to her, the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells, "Get me another whiskey, bitch."

Quite upset, the stewardess returns shortly with a whiskey for the parrot, but still no coffee for the man. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee, bitch, now go and get it for me."

In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards arrive, grab both the man and the parrot, take them to the emergency exit and toss them both out of the airplane..

As they're falling toward the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says, "You know, for someone who can't fly, you're kind of a mouthy bastard.

Title: Re: Mouthy
Post by burnt-toast on Feb 27^th, 2006, 8:45am

It's best to always have some knowledge of the big picture. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom