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(Message started by: mynm156 on Feb 21st, 2006, 5:02pm)

Title: The Mechanic
Post by mynm156 on Feb 21st, 2006, 5:02pm
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

”Try doing it with the engine running.”

Title: Re: The Mechanic
Post by jimmymac on Feb 21st, 2006, 9:59pm
 :).the thingyness of things.................



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