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(Message started by: RDubois on Feb 18^th, 2006, 9:00am)

Title: An Obituary
Post by RDubois on Feb 18^th, 2006, 9:00am

:D ::) It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following.

Please join me in remembering a great icon: the veteran Pillsbury spokesman, the Pillsbury DOUGHBOY. He died yesterday of a YEAST infection and complications from repeated POKES to the belly. He was 76.

DOUGHBOY was buried in a lightly GREASED coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. BUTTERWORTH, HUNGRY JACK, the CALIFORNIA RAISIN, BETTY CROCKER, the HOSTESS TWINKIE, and CAPTAIN CRUNCH.

The grave site was piled high with FLOURS, as longtime friend, AUNT JEMIMA delivered the eulogy, describing DOUGHBOY as a man who never knew how much he was KNEADED.

DOUGHBOY rose quickly in "SMART" cookies, wasting much of his time in HALF-BAKED schemes.

Despite being a little FLAKY at times, he even still, as a CRUSTY old man, was considered a ROLL model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would RISE again but, alas, he was no TART.

DOUGHBOY is survived by his wife PLAYDOUGH, two children, JOHN DOUGH and JANE DOUGH, plus they had one in the OVEN.

He is also survived by his elderly father, POP TART.

The funeral was at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Title: Re: An Obituary
Post by sandie99 on Feb 20^th, 2006, 11:58am

;;D

Title: Re: An Obituary
Post by Jasmyn on Feb 21^st, 2006, 7:52am

He was such a sweet thing, our deepest condolences, from the Baker Family [smiley=laugh.gif]