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(Message started by: Sandy_C on Feb 14th, 2006, 5:23pm)
Title: Butch the Rooster
Post by Sandy_C on Feb 14th, 2006, 5:23pm

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several  hundred young layers (hens, called pullets) and eight or ten roosters whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.  Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance
which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill  out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he  was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's  bell hadn't rung at all!

John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets,  bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run  for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his  beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Butch he entered him in the county fair, and  Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
Title: Re: Butch the Rooster
Post by burnt-toast on Feb 14th, 2006, 10:55pm

on 02/14/06 at 17:23:38, Sandy_C wrote:
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several  hundred young layers (hens, called pullets) and eight or ten roosters whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.  Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance
which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill  out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he  was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's  bell hadn't rung at all!

John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets,  bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run  for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his  beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Butch he entered him in the county fair, and  Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?


Needs forwarded to every fed. and state legislator.  ;;D

Tom
Title: Re: Butch the Rooster
Post by Chillrmn1 on Feb 15th, 2006, 8:30pm
Great!   [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Butch the Rooster
Post by sandie99 on Feb 16th, 2006, 2:35am
;;D
Title: Re: Butch the Rooster
Post by mynm156 on Feb 27th, 2006, 9:03pm
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