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(Message started by: Lietuvos on Feb 7^th, 2006, 1:07am)

Title: $20
Post by Lietuvos on Feb 7^th, 2006, 1:07am

Two men went drinking after work and got quite drunk. one of the men puked all over himself.

"my wife is gonna kill me." he said

"dont worry, just put a $10 bill in your shirt pocket and tell her someone else puked on you and gave you money to clean the shirt" his freind told him.

when the man got home his wife started to yell at him and he said " Hold on, this other guy puked on me and gave me $10 to clean the shirt."

she pulled the bill out of his pocket and said "but this is a $20"

the guy replied "oh yeah, he shit in my pants too"

Title: Re: $20
Post by Chillrmn1 on Feb 7^th, 2006, 5:10am

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