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(Message started by: mynm156 on Feb 5^th, 2006, 3:46pm)

Title: The Accountant
Post by mynm156 on Feb 5^th, 2006, 3:46pm

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Title: Re: The Accountant
Post by jimmymac on Feb 5^th, 2006, 5:52pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].LOL