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(Message started by: Lietuvos on Jan 30^th, 2006, 8:57pm)

Title: 3 LABORERS
Post by Lietuvos on Jan 30^th, 2006, 8:57pm

3 LABORERS WERE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW SMART THEIR DOGS ARE

THE FIRST LABORER CALLS HIS DOG OVER AND COMMANDS HIM TO GO IN THE OFFICE,GET A DOZON DONUTS AND DIVID THEM INTO 4 EQUAL STACKS, WHICH THE DOG QUICKLY DOES.

THE SECOND LABORER CALLS HIS DOG OVER AND COMMANDS HIM TO POUR 4 CUPS OF COFFEE, 1 BLACK, 1 ONLY SUGAR, 1 ONLY CREAM, AND THE LAST CREAM AND SUGAR, WHICH THE DOG QUICKLY DOES.

THE THIRD LABORER WAS A UNION LABORER AND YELLS OUT, "LUNCHBREAK,SHOW THESE TWO WHAT YOU CAN DO!" HIS DOG JUMPS UP AND RUNS OVER, EATS ALL THE DONUTS, THEN DRINKS ALL THE COFFEE, FUCKS THE OTHER TWO DOGS AND CLAIMS TO HURT HIS BACK DOING IT AND GOES HOME TO COLLECT WORKMANS COMP.

Title: Re: 3 LABORERS
Post by sandie99 on Jan 31^st, 2006, 10:18am

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