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(Message started by: Fox on Jan 30^th, 2006, 7:07pm)

Title: Anything in 3 Words
Post by Fox on Jan 30^th, 2006, 7:07pm

This guy is having a drink at a bar, when a 'lady of the evening' approaches and sits right next to him. He smiles at her, and she nudges closer.

"Hey Doll", she says, "if you've got $100 for me, I'll do anything for you - anything you want."

"Anything?", he asks.

"Sure, Baby. Anything you want for $100. Just one catch - whatever you want, you must tell me in three words."

The man sits back, takes another sip of his drink, and looks back at her.

She speaks softly, "Anything... Three words", as she casts a lustful look upon him.

The man takes another sip, as a grin slowly spreads across his face. He finishes his drink, takes out his wallet, hands the woman $100, and says "Paint my house".

Title: Re: Anything in 3 Words
Post by sandie99 on Jan 31^st, 2006, 10:21am

men... ;;D