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(Message started by: taraann on Jan 27^th, 2006, 10:33am)

Title: Gonna Be A Bear
Post by taraann on Jan 27^th, 2006, 10:33am

Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that!

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid, I could deal with that too!

When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If you're a mama bear everyone knows that you mean business! You swat everyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that!

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!

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Title: Re: Gonna Be A Bear
Post by sandie99 on Jan 28^th, 2006, 2:21pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Gonna Be A Bear
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 28^th, 2006, 7:52pm

I could deal with that! ;;D

Title: Re: Gonna Be A Bear
Post by BobG on Jan 29^th, 2006, 1:05am

on 01/28/06 at 19:52:05, Barry_T_Coles wrote:

I could deal with that! ;;D

Me too. ::)