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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jan 18^th, 2006, 5:43pm)

Title: Blonde GUY joke
Post by mynm156 on Jan 18^th, 2006, 5:43pm

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned Beef and Cabbage! If I get Corned Beef and Cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw Corned Beef And Cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the Bologna, and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Corned Beef and Cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him Tacos or Enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

Title: Re: Blonde GUY joke
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 19^th, 2006, 12:48am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Blonde GUY joke
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 19^th, 2006, 7:16am

Yeah--I know the guy--he's from California

Title: Re: Blonde GUY joke
Post by sandie99 on Jan 21^st, 2006, 3:55am

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