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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jan 18^th, 2006, 8:31am)

Title: Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
Post by mynm156 on Jan 18^th, 2006, 8:31am

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
are there 3 in this package." The dad replies, "Those are for high school
boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for
college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March........"

Title: Re: Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
Post by sandie99 on Jan 21^st, 2006, 3:57am

;;D

Title: Re: Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
Post by imnotbub on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 2:43pm

The 12 pack would last me twelve years

Title: Re: Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
Post by Drk^Angel on Feb 5^th, 2006, 11:49pm

Once a year???

Congrats!

PFDAN............................................ Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
Post by mynm156 on Feb 6^th, 2006, 12:12am

on 02/02/06 at 14:43:05, imnotbub wrote:

The 12 pack would last me twelve years

[smiley=bigcry.gif]
THATS JUST WRONG!!!