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Title: Proctologist... Post by Redd715 on Jan 16th, 2006, 7:55am A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Ameila Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out . . ." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "Now I know why I am not gay." 13. "I gotta hand it to you doc, I've never had any doctors look at my throat from that end before.” And the best one of them all . . . 14. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there." |
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Title: Re: Proctologist... Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 16th, 2006, 3:45pm :o |
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Title: Re: Proctologist... Post by burnt-toast on Jan 17th, 2006, 6:26am Endured this procedure with a female doctor - my line. If I'd known we would get this close I would have at least brought flowers. Tom |
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Title: Re: Proctologist... Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 17th, 2006, 8:58am TRUE STORY---Kathy Ireland ( the beautiful model) was being interviewed in NYC about ten years ago, and the subject came to her husband being a proctologist....She said yes--and all his patients are not a very nice persons ! |
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Title: re: Proctologist... Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 17th, 2006, 9:00am The " not very nice persons" was switched in my e-mail message....Kathy said all of his patients were As****es |
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