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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jan 15^th, 2006, 9:16am)

Title: A little girl's pet
Post by burnt-toast on Jan 15^th, 2006, 9:16am

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and with the sweetest little lisp askes, "Escuthe me, misther, do you sell widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts. He gets down on his knees to be on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe a cute widdle bwown wabbit?"

She, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I reawy don't think my pet python gives a thit."

Title: Re: A little girl's pet
Post by sandie99 on Jan 18^th, 2006, 3:52am

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