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(Message started by: imnotbub on Jan 13^th, 2006, 11:15am)

Title: Another Parrot joke
Post by imnotbub on Jan 13^th, 2006, 11:15am

An old woman enters a pet shop looking for some companionship. She approaches the clerk, states her intention to buy a pet to keep her company and amused, at which the clerk directs her attention to a parrot on a perch behind the counter.
"It's quite lovely." the woman sais. "Can it talk?"
"Why yes it can, and very well at that" answers the clerk.
"I am a righteous woman and can not tolerate foul language"
"I don't think that will be a problem maam."
At that the woman purchases the parrot and brings it home. The parrot brings ths woman great pleasure. It sings, talks, and can even hold inteligent conversation. Being so happy, the woman decides to give the parrot something special to eat. She cooks up a bit of beef with fresh vegetables and gives it to the parrot.
"I'm not eating this $hit" exclaims the parrot, at which the woman shrieks and throws the parrot in the freezer for punishmment. A few minutes later she takes the shivering parrot out and puts it back on it's perch and reserves the meal.
"I told you I'm not eating this $hit!" Again the woman shrieks and throws the parrot into the freezer. A little time goes by and the shivering parrot looks to it's left and sees a frozen game hen.
"What did you say, fuck?"

Title: Re: Another Parrot joke
Post by sandie99 on Jan 18^th, 2006, 3:57am

;;D