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(Message started by: BobG on Jan 4^th, 2006, 4:54pm)

Title: Jim and Edna
Post by BobG on Jan 4^th, 2006, 4:54pm

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays soundness of mind.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

Title: Re: Jim and Edna
Post by mynm156 on Jan 4^th, 2006, 5:53pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WAY 2 FUNNY!!!

Title: Re: Jim and Edna
Post by jimmymac on Mar 30^th, 2006, 9:07pm

[smiley=crackup.gif].rave on !

Title: Re: Jim and Edna
Post by sandie99 on Mar 31^st, 2006, 4:08am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Jim and Edna
Post by Melissa on Mar 31^st, 2006, 9:17am

rotflmao!