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(Message started by: Redd715 on Dec 30^th, 2005, 12:51pm)

Title: Weight loss program for Men
Post by Redd715 on Dec 30^th, 2005, 12:51pm

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
stands before him a voluptuous,
athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss company.

The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have
me." Without a
Second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and
puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same thing happens.
On the fifth
day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
has lost 10 lb. As promised.

He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
pound program.The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and
a sign around her neck
That reads: "If you catch me you can have me." Well,
he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a
while to catch her; but when he does, it's
definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze,
So for the next four days, the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
himself only to discover that he has lost
another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50 pound
program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on
the phone "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good
in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when
he opens it he finds this huge,
muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but
pink running shoes and a sign
around his neck that read:, "I'm Francis. If I catch you,
you're mine..."

Title: Re: Weight loss program for Men
Post by burnt-toast on Dec 30^th, 2005, 1:35pm

Almost had me signed up for the full program, but I think two basic programs will just have to do. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: Weight loss program for Men
Post by sandie99 on Jan 9^th, 2006, 12:07pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]