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(Message started by: ave on Dec 21^st, 2003, 8:35am)

Title: I have never been a mom
Post by ave on Dec 21^st, 2003, 8:35am

and moms tell me I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!

That's as maybe, but don't you pretend you have never wanted a model like this - for a moment, hm?

http://www.geocities.com/ave_ceegee/baby.html?1072013536960

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by Melissa on Dec 21^st, 2003, 8:55am

OMG that poor kid!!! Actually Ave, no, I've never wanted a model like that. I guess everyone's different tho. ::)

LOL,
:)mel

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by Little Deb on Dec 21^st, 2003, 10:03am

I don't want one of those, either. Mine are much cuter with their beautiful smiles showing!

I'm with Mel.

lil deb

Title: I've been a mom.
Post by Mr.Happy on Dec 21^st, 2003, 12:35pm

I'll gladly take several of those models. In a heartbeat.
Been a domestic god for over 15 years, and this kid crap is wearing thin.
Everybody always said "You'll miss this stage." Wrong. Haven't missed one single stage. Not one.
They've controlled my every move for 15 years, those twins from hell. The control wasn't enough, tho. Now, they're costing a fortune, and college hasn't even started.
I'm still waiting for that Rewarding Moment.

Ave, you've got my vote.

I'll gladly take several of those models,
RJ

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by JDH on Dec 21^st, 2003, 12:37pm

I'll take one of those if I can get a grass cutting switch added on.

Jim

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Dec 21^st, 2003, 1:25pm

I'll order one with the "dishwashing and cooking" switch :)
Mast

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by kim on Dec 21^st, 2003, 2:17pm

;;DNope. Ave, I don't pretend - I most certainly HAVE (on many occasions) wished for that model.

Being a mom is the best thing in the whole wide world. But there are times......... ;;D

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by HannahFroukje on Dec 21^st, 2003, 2:26pm

Never been a mom either, and most probably never will be. But IF I would order one, I would definately want one with a very good sleeping mode on it. Does it come with add-ons like cute gurgling sounds and thumb-in-mouth stuff? SOLD! ;;D ;;D ;;D.

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by Patrick_A on Dec 21^st, 2003, 6:04pm

LOL, I wish i could post pictures. I have a killer remote control i know the guys would like!

Patrick [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by Cerberus on Dec 21^st, 2003, 6:07pm

I don't suppose there is one with a "Follow simple directions" attachment?. ::) I didn't think so...........dammit! >:(

Ramon

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by Roxy on Dec 21^st, 2003, 6:58pm

on 12/21/03 at 14:26:26, HannahFroukje wrote:

Does it come with add-ons like cute gurgling sounds and thumb-in-mouth stuff? SOLD! ;;D ;;D ;;D.

Those cute gurgling sounds become wise ass remarks in the blink of an eye. Mine don't actually say the remarks out loud....they are too ~~scared~~ respectful of me..... ::)

I'm still waiting on the thumb-in-mouth to become a nice little middle finger pointed my way........ ;)

Title: Re: I have never been a mom
Post by BobG on Dec 21^st, 2003, 7:43pm

on 12/21/03 at 14:17:23, kim wrote:

Being a mom is the best thing in the whole wide world.

No it ain't. Being a Grandpa is! ;;D