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(Message started by: hub on Nov 6^th, 2003, 10:20am)

Title: JJMembers Map
Post by hub on Nov 6^th, 2003, 10:20am

I was looking at the members map and I saw...well...I was given a miraculous sign. No really if you squint your eyes and focus on the midwest you see the profile of the great buffalo. Somebody who has the gift of interpretation please tell me what this means.
Did clusters come from mold off of buffalo chips.
My great grandfather, Goose Dirteater, of the Tsa la gi cherokee tribe used to say. Boy your as worthless as steam off of Buffalo sh.. Well as you can see the Cherokee weren't very well versed in the art of affirmation. Especially that drunken Dirteater bunch.
My friend Jack Boyd is of Jewish Cherokee dissent. He is from the "Iko Boyd Whitekiller" tribe. I love Jack so much that I payed three hundred beads and a bottle of earlytimes for a Jack Russell Terrier in honor of him.
I named him Salvador Doggy.
I took Sal and Poochie (my Schnauser (sp whatever)) on a walk last night by the Big Blue River. Poochie didn't come back. She ran off. She is old, one tooth, can't hear, wakes up in a new world every time she raises her head. I reckon the coyotes got her. That's all very sad.
I like Jack because he is a conservative. I believe that if you are a liberal that you don't get clusters and that what you have is a sissy migraine or something.
Jack gets real clusters and don't even medicate. He loves life so much that he even wants to experience the exquisite agony of CH to it's full extent.
If I offended any cherokees or liberals please blame my great grandfather who is responsible for my behavior and who I am fixing to sue his estate because of my dysfunction (another sissy liberal term)
;;D
Crooked limb Dirteater aka hub

Title: Re: JJMembers Map
Post by Patrick_A on Nov 6^th, 2003, 10:29am

Sounds to me like the makings of a good book there Hub! LOL!

http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/animals/eatit.gif

Patrick [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: JJMembers Map
Post by thomas on Nov 6^th, 2003, 10:30am

[smiley=laugh.gif]RAOTMFFLMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: JJMembers Map
Post by don on Nov 6^th, 2003, 10:36am

Aint been taking your meds have you Hub.

Title: Re: JJMembers Map
Post by Big_Dan on Nov 6^th, 2003, 10:45am

… another account that will be logged in my upcoming book, “ACK! That Peyote is Stale!”

-Big Dan

Title: Re: JJMembers Map
Post by don on Nov 6^th, 2003, 10:47am

Furthermore, I dont believe the schroom treatment is meant as a maintaince protocol. 26 years is a bit long Hub.

Title: Re: JJMembers Map
Post by Margi on Nov 6^th, 2003, 11:14am

My Dear CrookedLimb Dirteater,

You were asking for an interpretation of why you are seeing the image of a buffalo whilst perusing the cluster map? I believe that it could be a sign, Charles....(sorry, I hope you don't mind if I refer to you by your Christian name?) I believe it could be a sign of your impending manopause. I further believe that it may be prudent of you to increase your dosage of Human Growth Hormone at this time - it's been said that this can reverse the aging process in lab rats and movie stars (of which you are neither, I realize, but....hey, start a trend.) I think this is the treatment course you need to pursue at this time in order for the hallucinations to cease.

And you wonder why Poochie ran off.....? ::)

Title: Re: JJMembers Map
Post by Big_Dan on Nov 6^th, 2003, 11:16am

... don't take too much though...

you may develop "Man Titties" [smiley=girlflash.gif]

-Big Dan

Title: Re: JJMembers Map
Post by Margi on Nov 6^th, 2003, 11:22am

Exactly right, Dan - look what happened to Bob P!

Wait, hub, maybe this isn't such a good idea after all....we already know about Bob's affinity for you. Increasing your phermone output may just push it past the point of no return.

Title: Re: JJMembers Map
Post by Bob P on Nov 6^th, 2003, 11:32am

I get spam e-mail every day that has something to do with human growth. I ask:
How did my name get on their list and
How did they know?

I miss Petey!!!!!