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(Message started by: BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 11:44am)

Title: Anybody got a cure?
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 11:44am

Well send it my way!!

I been sittin here with my sweatband on, its not working.

:-[

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by brewcrew on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 11:53am

This guy does:

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=meds;action=display;num=1167164480

Hang in there, B$. One day, one hour, one minute at a time.

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by UN solved on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 4:29pm

Sure. You must strip naked (except for your tin foil hat of course) and rub peanut butter on your genitals. The trick is using the right amount of peanut butter. This will definately make a cluster headache go away within 6 hours. (or so I've heard)

Goodluck & let us know if it works !!

PF Wishes

UNsolved ;)

PS. If for some strange reason this does not work ... please refer to the Clusterhead Owners Manual.

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by chewy on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 4:57pm

Quote:

rub peanut butter on your genitals

Chunky or Creamy?

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 5:27pm

No, no no guys. It's vinegar not Peanut butter. While eating blue cheese. Den and Georgia said so. ::) Don't ya know nuttin?

Are you coming to San Diego Brian? We'll all fix ya up there. ;;D

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by Bob P on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 6:18pm

.357

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by UN solved on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 6:22pm

on 01/02/07 at 18:18:08, Bob P wrote:

.357

I'm not so sure about that Bob. That one poor soul tried to 'cure' his clusters with a shotgun and he lived through it. All he got was a skull full of buckshot !

I guess he only tried it once though. It might have 'cured' him if he tried it a second time.

UNsolved

Linda - I stand corrected ;;D

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by BobG on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 8:32pm

Death at age 93 will stop clusters.

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by chewy on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 8:43pm

Saddam jitterbug

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by lskilly on Jan 2^nd, 2007, 10:38pm

Somebody said they go away at age 70 only 3 1/2 years to go. Yeaaaa.

I did have a nice pain free month. Now I 'm back to fighten the monster. Bare knuckles no gloves.

Don't give into the pain it only lasts a little while.

Only took me 15 minutes to type this I'm doin better.

Skilly

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by georgej on Jan 3^rd, 2007, 3:34pm

on 01/02/07 at 22:38:34, lskilly wrote:

Somebody said they go away at age 70 only 3 1/2 years to go.

Oh wow. I'm at forty years a clusterhead, and counting. At that rate, I'll have been a clusterhead for only....lemme see.....57 years.

How much blue cheese are you supposed to use?
;)

Best,

George

(Hang in there, B$. Sorry to hear you're getting hit.)

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by seasonalboomer on Jan 3^rd, 2007, 4:01pm

http://www.livingwithbaba.net/articolo/art0486.htm

try this one.....

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by georgej on Jan 3^rd, 2007, 4:06pm

on 01/03/07 at 16:01:52, seasonalboomer wrote:

http://www.livingwithbaba.net/articolo/art0486.htm

try this one.....

Boy, you sure go looking around in some weird sites.
;;D

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by allets on Jan 3^rd, 2007, 4:54pm

Somebody said they go away at age 70 only 3 1/2 years to go. Yeaaaa.

Hate to burst your bubble but I'm 73 and I just finished up a 2 month hit. But on the brighter side they have gotten further apart for the past 14 years, like 7 years PF between cycles. And this time they were much milder. Never went over a 6, so if that is any consolation, hope it helps.

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by thebbz on Jan 3^rd, 2007, 8:36pm

heavy duty aluminum hat is my choice cure. second best would be the hypothalmectomy. :o
Be cool Bmoneyman
jb

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by georgej on Jan 4^th, 2007, 1:51am

on 01/03/07 at 20:36:32, thebbz wrote:

second best would be the hypothalmectomy. :o
jb

I heard Ali went down to the Home Depot in Damascus and bought a new Makita drill. You might want to send him an e-mail.

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by burnt-toast on Jan 4^th, 2007, 9:57am

Mix thoroughly while bringing to a very slow boil.

1 cup seasalt
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup lemon juice
8 cups water
2 Tbs. each Basil, Black Pepper, Rosemary and Nutmeg
3 Tbs. finely chopped garlic
1 large finely chopped onion

Remove from heat strain and chill liquid.

Prepare 5 pounds of thinly sliced.... Oh crap, this is my cure for deer jerky. Haven't found one that I like for CH yet.

Tom

Title: Re: Anybody got a cure?
Post by seasonalboomer on Jan 4^th, 2007, 10:34am

okay, heres another....

http://www.thecure.com/

8)