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(Message started by: BB on Aug 29th, 2006, 11:58pm)
Title: PAIN EVERYWHERE
Post by BB on Aug 29th, 2006, 11:58pm
DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"

;;D


Annette
Title: Re: PAIN EVERYWHERE
Post by BB on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:01am
Hi all

I know this is not quite the right place for this post and I have posted in on the Funnies Board too.

Just thought I would lighten things up a bit . After all laughter can be the best medicine.

Hope it brings a smile to some of you.

Wishing you all pain free days and nights and weeks and months and years .  :)

Lots of love. God bless us all.


Annette
Title: Re: PAIN EVERYWHERE
Post by Charlotte on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:04am
Annette, you are so sweet.  Thanks for the smile.  I needed that.

Charlotte
Title: Re: PAIN EVERYWHERE
Post by paulc on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:13am
Has anyone ever read or heard of a blonde joke that involved men? [smiley=huh.gif]  No, I'm not blonde!
Title: Re: PAIN EVERYWHERE
Post by BB on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:33am
DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous real hunk redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that his whole head hurt like hell wherever he touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead used his right hand, hit on his left forehead and screamed, then he hit his left temple and screamed even more. He hit his left ear and screamed; likewise he poked his left eye and screamed. Everywhere he hit made him scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" he said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "If I hit myself that hard I will scream too ".

 

Annette


PS : This is just for Paul   :)
Title: Re: PAIN EVERYWHERE
Post by Charlotte on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:38am
omg, what a nightmare.  A blond guy w/ch.

Charlotte
Title: Re: PAIN EVERYWHERE
Post by paulc on Aug 30th, 2006, 1:16am

on 08/30/06 at 00:33:37, BB wrote:
DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous real hunk redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that his whole head hurt like hell wherever he touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead used his right hand, hit on his left forehead and screamed, then he hit his left temple and screamed even more. He hit his left ear and screamed; likewise he poked his left eye and screamed. Everywhere he hit made him scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" he said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "If I hit myself that hard I will scream too ".

 

Annette


PS : This is just for Paul   :)


Thank you so much, Annette!  Not only was I touched by your kindness and had a good laugh [smiley=laugh.gif], but you have rescued our board from being labled as "sexist" ;;D!
Title: Re: PAIN EVERYWHERE
Post by BB on Aug 30th, 2006, 3:54am
Dear Paul and Charlotte,

You both have helped me and my DH Daniel heaps since we have come to the Board, so I am really glad that I can make you laugh in return.

:-*


Annette


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