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(Message started by: Paul98 on Dec 29th, 2007, 9:01pm)
Title: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 29th, 2007, 9:01pm
I must be the worlds biggist idight but I was instructed to go to a thread and a specific post # and for the life of me I can see no numbering to posts.  

My mother allways said I would go blind if I didn't stop but I stopped when my glasses needed to be Coke bottle thick.   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Where the heck can I find a post number in a thread?  

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Ree on Dec 29th, 2007, 9:03pm
I have absolutely no idea... I must be an idgidt too...lol... that is so funny... did the person give you a link???????????????? ree
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by nani on Dec 29th, 2007, 9:04pm
Look up there...above my words, under the title. LOL
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 29th, 2007, 9:12pm

on 12/29/07 at 21:04:18, nani wrote:
Look up there...above my words, under the title. LOL


In the great words of Homer Simpson.....

Dooohhhh!

Thanks nani!  As Helen says, I'm the short bus riding window licker ::)

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by LeLimey on Dec 30th, 2007, 7:25am
...or a fart in a trance
or a steaming great wassock
a blithering idiot
a right royal nincompoop
a flippin' numpty - or any one of a thousand other terms of endearment I've used on you my mental muppet  :-*
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:49am

on 12/30/07 at 07:25:06, LeLimey wrote:
...or a fart in a trance
or a steaming great wassock
a blithering idiot
a right royal nincompoop
a flippin' numpty - or anyone or a thousand other terms of endearment I've used on you my mental muppet  :-*


I think she likes me ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by LeLimey on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:52am

on 12/30/07 at 09:49:46, Paul98 wrote:
I think she likes me ;;D

-P.



with fava beans and a nice chianti  [smiley=sgrin.gif]
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:25am

on 12/30/07 at 09:52:23, LeLimey wrote:
with fava beans and a nice chianti  [smiley=sgrin.gif]


Joke is on you woman...I'm tougher than 12 year old mutton or a real cheap chuck steak.   ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by LeLimey on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:31am
yeah but meat for cat food is at an all time high price so I'll sell you and buy a filet mignon for myself - and I'll have it with some asparagus and wild rice neener neener neeener!  :P
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:38am
If you two kids don't stop your scrappin' - I'm going to have to knock your pretty little heads together! ;;D

Now make nice - both of you - that means you to Helen!

Don't make me get my wooden spoon out.

Paul - play nice!

Hugs
Grandma
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by brewcrew on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:43am

on 12/30/07 at 10:38:38, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
Don't make me get my wooden spoon out.

Shit, grammaw - I read this and immediately flashed back to when I was eight years old.

That's some scary stuff right there.... ;;D

I did, however, escape with only a bruised ego.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:50am

on 12/30/07 at 10:43:59, brewcrew wrote:
Shit, grammaw - I read this and immediately flashed back to when I was eight years old.

That's some scary stuff right there.... ;;D

I did, however, escape with only a bruised ego.


It was my weapon of choice - never actually used it but the threat alone generally worked!

Still keep one on my desk - printed on it - "Carol's Law"! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by LeLimey on Dec 30th, 2007, 11:08am
I have "the holy rolling pin of retribution" LOL

It strikes terror into the hearts of many  ;;D

Okay Carole, I'll be nice to the window-licking mental midget but only for you  :)

HEY PAUL YOU WINDOW LICKING MENTAL MIDGET!! I'LL SAY THIS LOUD 'COS I KNOW YOU'RE SOMETHING OF A CLOTH EARED WASSOCK... CAROLE SAYS I HAVE TO BE NICE TO YOU SO I WILL BE  ;;D




















....but only until she goes offline  :P
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 30th, 2007, 11:13am

on 12/30/07 at 10:38:38, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
If you two kids don't stop your scrappin' - I'm going to have to knock your pretty little heads together! ;;D

Now make nice - both of you - that means you to Helen!

Don't make me get my wooden spoon out.

Paul - play nice!

Hugs
Grandma


Aww, Corrol, what did you and go and do that for?   Now the Witch is going to want to get her whips and chains out and play with them!  She will probably tenderize me with them [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 30th, 2007, 11:19am

on 12/30/07 at 11:13:17, Paul98 wrote:
Aww, Corrol, what did you and go and do that for?   Now the Witch is going to want to get her whips and chains out and play with them!  She will probably tenderize me with them [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.


And why do you suppose I believe you'd probably like that!!!

PAUL - TO THE NAUGHTY BOY CHAIR - RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!!!!!! ;;D
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Sean_C on Dec 30th, 2007, 12:13pm

on 12/30/07 at 11:19:49, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
PAUL - TO THE NAUGHTY BOY CHAIR - RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!!!!!! ;;D


Yes Mrs Sweetboy  ;;D ;;D

Ahhhhhhh the momorys LOL ;;D ;;D I miss my youth  ;;D
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 30th, 2007, 12:26pm

This thread is almost as funny as Piratg's thread on the meds board.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 30th, 2007, 3:52pm

on 12/30/07 at 11:19:49, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
And why do you suppose I believe you'd probably like that!!!

PAUL - TO THE NAUGHTY BOY CHAIR - RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!!!!!! ;;D


Yes, I have been very, very naughty ::) and I need to be punished ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Yorky on Dec 30th, 2007, 8:08pm

on 12/29/07 at 21:01:37, Paul98 wrote:
I must be the worlds biggist idight but I was instructed to go to a thread and a specific post # and for the life of me I can see no numbering to posts.  

My mother allways said I would go blind if I didn't stop but I stopped when my glasses needed to be Coke bottle thick.   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Where the heck can I find a post number in a thread?  

-P.

how the fuck...do you make it to england, and back....on

your own......ha,ha   pmsl..     ;;D
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:00pm

on 12/30/07 at 20:08:17, Yorky wrote:
how the fuck...do you make it to england, and back....on

your own......ha,ha   pmsl..     ;;D


Easy Tony!

It IS the 21st century and all I have to do is set my wristhingych/transmogrifier to the settings of "grumpyiest, nasty, curry cooking knicker filtering Whitch on the planet" and presto-bingo It guids the way!  I could allways set it for cold and bitter but then 50% of the time it takes me to my office coffee pot ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Redd on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:06pm

Quote:
Can someone help me?


After reading this whole thread Pauly....

it's official...you are beyond any help. [smiley=laugh.gif]

But so long as Helen puts up with your sorry butt..we'll do what we can to keep you outta trouble.

Run Forrest Run!!!!
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:36pm

on 12/30/07 at 21:06:39, Redd wrote:
After reading this whole thread Pauly....

it's official...you are beyond any help. [smiley=laugh.gif]

But so long as Helen puts up with your sorry butt..we'll do what we can to keep you outta trouble.

Run Forrest Run!!!!


Why thank you Redd ;)  

It is all in the master plan and as long as Helen has a target of her evil ways, it takes the heat off the rest of the male population on the board.  It is a very heavy burden I carry.

Helen can be almost as bad as the Beast itself and just as cunning.  You never know when it will strike and how long the torture will last.  

Now, where did I leave my "pitty whip?"   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Redd on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:46pm

Quote:
it takes the heat off the rest of the male population on the board.


And Dave, and Goaty and the others don't get their share of abuse from Helen or the rest of us Chens?  You are either blind or daft or both...

That will never change untill you either hop the pond, or move Helen here and make a true American out of her!

And when that happens I'll be headed to NY and teaching all the witchy things I know to add to her repetuare'.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:54pm

on 12/30/07 at 21:46:56, Redd wrote:
And Dave, and Goaty and the others don't get their share of abuse from Helen or the rest of us Chens?  You are either blind or daft or both...

That will never change untill you either hop the pond, or move Helen here and make a true American out of her!

And when that happens I'll be headed to NY and teaching all the witchy things I know to add to her repetuare'.


Oh Redd, I thinkst (shit, that was an english slip of the tongue) it would be the other way around.  You are a mere teenie bopper compared to Helen when it comes to pure evil. ;)

As for Goat, Dave and the rest, She merely uses them to brush up on the evil she unleashes upon me ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:06pm

on 12/30/07 at 21:54:55, Paul98 wrote:
Oh Redd, I thinkst (shit, that was an english slip of the tongue) it would be the other way around.  You are a mere teenie bopper compared to Helen when it comes to pure evil. ;)

As for Goat, Dave and the rest, She merely uses them to brush up on the evil she unleashes upon me ;;D

-P.


I'm thinkin' you find it pretty easy to be this brave when you know that our pretty little English gal is likely fast asleep right now!

God help you when she wakes up.  It's not gonna be pretty my young friend!!!!!

This could get interesting.  I can't decide if you're a brave man - or a damned fool.  Either way - this thread has been some much needed fun! :)

Carol
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Redd on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:07pm

on 12/30/07 at 21:54:55, Paul98 wrote:
Oh Redd, I thinkst (shit, that was an english slip of the tongue) it would be the other way around.  You are a mere teenie bopper compared to Helen when it comes to pure evil. ;)

As for Goat, Dave and the rest, She merely uses them to brush up on the evil she unleashes upon me ;;D

-P.


He don't know me berry well do he?  HEHEhehehehehehe [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:14pm

on 12/30/07 at 22:07:49, Redd wrote:
He don't know me berry well do he?  HEHEhehehehehehe [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


Nope! but I do know Helen a little bit and sweet jebus if you are half as bad as she is the world don't stand a chance! :o

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Redd on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:18pm

on 12/30/07 at 22:14:31, Paul98 wrote:
Nope! but I do know Helen a little bit and sweet jebus if you are half as bad as she is the world don't stand a chance! :o

-P.


I'm not half as bad...but twice as good!!
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Redd on Dec 30th, 2007, 11:10pm

on 12/30/07 at 22:18:49, Redd wrote:
I'm not half as bad...but twice as good!!



...at being a Witch you asshat!  Helens taught me a few good phrases.  Men..can't live with them can't shoot um and get away with it.

Helen my dear..keep your pet under control would you?   [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by George_J on Dec 31st, 2007, 2:09am

Quote:
Can someone help me?


You're on your own.

Best,

George
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by LeLimey on Dec 31st, 2007, 4:18am

on 12/30/07 at 23:10:47, Redd wrote:
...at being a Witch you asshat!  Helens taught me a few good phrases.  Men..can't live with them can't shoot um and get away with it.

Helen my dear..keep your pet under control would you?   [smiley=laugh.gif]



Okay girls - its getting close to that "throw momma from the train" policy we were discussing.. you know the one  ;)

I'm sorry Redd, my pet has been a rotten little pest hasn't he. I think its time to wave that "N" word under his nose again.

Now where did I put those bricks??

He isn't so brave when I'm awake is he? And he's downright docile when I'm with him  ::) Just remember Pauliegirlie - I know where you live  ;;D Live in fear of waking up one morning covered in wax strips...
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by LeLimey on Dec 31st, 2007, 4:40am

on 12/30/07 at 21:54:55, Paul98 wrote:
Oh Redd, I thinkst


What a load of snivelling claptrap! You couldn't think if you tried you bamboozled dribbling barmpot  ::)
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Paul98 on Dec 31st, 2007, 8:51am

on 12/31/07 at 04:40:33, LeLimey wrote:
What a load of snivelling claptrap! You couldn't think if you tried you bamboozled dribbling barmpot  ::)


Not only does she like me, I know she WANT'S me!  

My Dear LeLimey, you will need more than bricks to slow Mr. Tungsten Nuts down!  Your bricks would powder and your arm would go numb!  Silly woman.  

Now, shoulden't you be in the kitchen cooking something? ;;D ;;D ;;D  Perhaps a nice curry dish........

-P.
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by LeLimey on Dec 31st, 2007, 8:55am

on 12/31/07 at 08:51:54, Paul98 wrote:
.....and your arm would go numb! ..... 



explains a lot Paulie pie - explains ALOT  ::)

And you know I want you dearie - what else am I going to make a curry with? DUH! (Funnily enough I do have a curry made for dinner tonight LOL)
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by Ghost on Dec 31st, 2007, 8:59am
I cant believe I missed all this fun how did that happen?
Hey CHen pick on someone your own IQ! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Dont you feel bad its kinda like shooting an unarmed man. Of course he has probably never been accused of assault with a dead weapon.  ;;D

I miss all the fun its boring here.

Mike
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by LeLimey on Dec 31st, 2007, 9:02am

on 12/31/07 at 08:59:43, Ghost wrote:
I cant believe I missed all this fun how did that happen?
Hey CHen pick on someone your own IQ! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Dont you feel bad its kinda like shooting an unarmed man. Of course he has probably never been accused of assault with a dead weapon.  ;;D

I miss all the fun its boring here.

Mike


For someone who wasn't here you sure summed my Paulie up LOL  ;)
Title: Re: Can someone help me?
Post by sandie99 on Dec 31st, 2007, 11:35am

on 12/30/07 at 23:10:47, Redd wrote:
Helen my dear..keep your pet under control would you?   [smiley=laugh.gif]


Oh you girls are so much fun... [smiley=crackup.gif]

Sanna


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