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(Message started by: deltadarlin on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 2:49pm)

Title: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by deltadarlin on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 2:49pm

De 12 days of Christmas
(on de Bayou)
Day - 1: Dear Boudreaux, Tanks for da bird in da Pear tree. I fix it las' night wit dirty rice. I doan tink da pear tree will grow in de swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.

Day - 2: Dear Boudreaux, Ya letta say ya sent two turtle doves, but all I got was two scrawny pigeons. Anyway, I mixed dem with andouille and made some gumbo out of dem.

Day - 3: Dear Boudreaux, Why doan ya sent some crawfish. I'm tired of eating dem darn birds. I gave two of dose prissy French chickens to Marie Trahan over at Grans Bayou and fed da tird one to my dog, Phideaux. Marie needed some sparing partners fo her fightin' roostah.

Day - 4: Dear Boudreaux, Mon Dieux!

I told ya no more dern birds! Deez four - what ya call dem "calling birds" - were so noisy ya could hear dem all da way to Napoleonville. I used dere necks for my crab traps, and fed da rest of dem to da gatas.

Day - 5: Dear Boudreaux, You finally send something useful. I liked dem golden rings, me. I hocked dem at da pawn shop in Thibodeaux and got enuf money to fix da shaft on my shrimp boat and buy a round for da boys at da Raisin' Cane Lounge.

Merci Beaucoup!

Day - 6: Dear Boudreaux, Couchon! Back to da birds, ya coonass turkey! Poor egg suckin' Phideaux is scared to death at dem six geeeses. He tried to eat dems eggs and dey peck da heck out ah his shout. They good at eating cockroaches, dough. I may stuff one of dem wit erster dressing on Christmas day.

Day - 7: Dear Boudreaux, I'm gonna wring yo fool neck next time I see ya. Thibeau, da mailman, is ready to kill ya. Da merde from all dem birds is stinkin' up his mailboat. He afraid someone will slip on dat stuff and sue him good.

I let dose seven swans loose ta swim on de bayou and some duck hunas from Mississippi blasted dem out of da water. Talk to ya tomorrow.

Day - 8: Dear Boudreaux, Poor ole Thibeau had to make tree trips on his mailboat to deliver dem 8 maids a milkin and dier cows.

One o dem cows got spooked by da gatas and almost tipped over de boat.

I doan like dem shiftless maids, me no. I tolt dem to get to work guttin fish and sweeping da shack but dey say it wasn't in dair contract. Dey probably think dey too good ta skin nutrias I caught las night.

Day - 9: Dear Boudreaux, What you trying to do Huh? -- Thibeau had to borrow da Lutcher ferry to carry dem jumpin twits ya call Lords-a-Leaping across da bayou. As soon as dey gots here dey wanted a tea break wit crumpets. I doan know what dat means but I says, "Well La Di Da. Ya get Chicory coffee or nuttin."

Mon Dieu, Emile. What I'm gonna feed all dese bozos? Dey too snooty fo fried nutria, and da cows ate my turnip greens.

Day - 10: Dear Boudreaux, You got to be out yo mind!

If da mailman don't kill ya, I will fo sho!! Today he delivered 10 half nakid floozies from Bourbon Street. Dey say dey be "Ladies Dancin" but dey doan act like ladies in front of dose Limey twits. Dey almost left after one of dem got bit by a water moccasin over by my out-house. I had to butcher 2 cows to feed toute le monde (everybody) .

Day - 11: Dear Boudreaux, Where Y'at. Cheerio and pip pip. Yo 11 pipers piping arrives today from da House of Blues, second lining as dey got off da boat. We fixed stuffed goose and beef jambalaya, finished da whiskey and we're having a fais-do-do. The new mailman drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and he's having a good time dancing wit da floozies.

Da old mailman jumped off of da Sunshine Bridge yesterday, screaming yo name. If ya get a mysterious, ticking package in da mail -- don't open it!!

Day - 12: Dear Boudreaux, I'm sorry to tell ya but I am not yo true love no-mo. After da fais-do-do, I spent da night with Jacque, da head piper. We decided to open a restaurant and gentleman's club on da bayou.

The floozies, pardon me, Ladies dancing, can make $20 for a table dance, and da lords can be waiters and valet park de boats. Since da maids have no mo cows to milk, I trained dem to set my crab traps, watch my trotlines and run my shrimping business. We'll probably gross a million dollas next year.

Finis!

Joyeaux Noel--Merry Christmas and may Papa Noel follow da bonfires tru de byu and find yo homes on Christmas Eve!

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by LeLimey on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 2:59pm

Carolyn I'm LMBAO! Only you dear, ONLY you! ;;D

lots of love
Helen xxx

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 2:59pm

And a very Merry Christmas to you Carolyn

LMAO.... Only in Louisiana..... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by deltadarlin on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 3:01pm

Now for a picture or 3 or 2

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1050.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1053.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1055.jpg

Haven't used the fireplace in several years so figured that I would actually make use of it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1063.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1076.jpg

Part of my Santa Claus collection (sorry about the quality of the pictures, but they are in my china cabinet and the only time I take them out is once a year when I clean the cabinet).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1082.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1081.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1055.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1056.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Christmas%202007/IMG_1058.jpg

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by artonio7 on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 3:01pm

ROFLMAO!!! ... and a Joyeaux Noel from New Castle, Pennsylvania!

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by Callico on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 3:28pm

Joyeau Noel to you as well! Loved the story! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Jerry

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by purpleydog on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 8:33pm

Great! The 12 days of Christmas, cajun style. ;;D

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by Rosybabe on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 10:47pm

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee100/schrik12/Noel-1.jpg
and Merry Christmas for you too!!

:-* Rosy.

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by Charlie on Dec 22^nd, 2007, 11:51pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/tree carry.gif

Great pictures and have a very Merry Christmas kid.

Charlie

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by stevegeebe on Dec 23^rd, 2007, 7:51am

Dat story talks like Edna.

Thanks Carolyn.

Steve G

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by sandie99 on Dec 23^rd, 2007, 11:39am

Merry Christmas, Carolyn! :)

i just love those angels and nativity set.

wishes,
sanna

Title: Re: Joyeaux Noel from Louisiana
Post by DennisM1045 on Dec 23^rd, 2007, 3:52pm

Thanks Caroyln! Just what my Christmas needed... a little cajun spice! Merry Christmas to you.

-Dennis-