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(Message started by: LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2007, 8:51am)
Title: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2007, 8:51am
My favourite steamin' great wassock of a numpty is having a birthday today! In case that doesn't narrow it down enough for you  ::)  - its Paul98!

Happy Birthday Paul, I wish we were with you today, I hope you have a lovely day honeybun

lots of love
Helen xxxxxxx

Brid, Barney and Jasper send their love too and are looking forward to talking to you later xxx
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Jackie on Dec 21st, 2007, 8:58am
Well now......

Happy Birthday to Helen's steamin' great wassock of a numpty (only God and Helen know what that is.... ;;D)
Have a great day, Sweetie...

Love to you,
Jackie
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by deltadarlin on Dec 21st, 2007, 9:06am
Well, at least he survived the trip to your house Helen (he has been on the board since then, hasn't he?), that in itself deserves a day of celebration!

Happy birthday Paul!

'darlin
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by cynjeep89 on Dec 21st, 2007, 9:07am
I guess being a "favorite steamin' great wassock of a numpty" is better than being a least favorite terrible wassock of a numpty? ::)

Are wassocks and numpties good things?  And if you are a wassock or a numpty, are they better steamin', fried or roasted?

I am so confused....................

Anyway....Paul, Happy Birthday, hope it's a good one and hope being a numpty doesn't hurt too much.
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Dec 21st, 2007, 9:22am
I'm too damned old to try and figure out all that "Brit Speak" but it always makes me smile!   :D

Paul - hope you have a wonderful birthday and glad to hear you survived your visit to our favourite girl!

Carol
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Dape on Dec 21st, 2007, 9:45am

on 12/21/07 at 08:51:12, LeLimey wrote:
My favourite steamin' great wassock of a numpty


AWWWWWWWWW ain't that cute  ;;D ;;D

Happy birthday Paul
Hope you have a great day.

Was great to meet you and look forward to meeting you again 1 day.


Dape, Julie, Joshua & Kayleigh xxxx
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by nani on Dec 21st, 2007, 9:46am
http://bestsmileys.com/birthday1/5.gif


Have a great birthday, numpty. I'm sure Helen has a special birthday dinner planned.

[smiley=mellow.gif]

hugs, nani
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Redd on Dec 21st, 2007, 9:58am
http://www.thurrott.com/2003/11/paul_bday/paulbday_01.jpg
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by artonio7 on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:02am
Happy birthday oh great wassock of numpty!  ;;D

with warm regards,
Tony
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Melissa on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:19am
Paul,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/mfiltz/bday.gif


;;Dmel
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Rosybabe on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:19am
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb11/Autumn_Fire_Wolf/Fairies/TinkerbellHappyBirthday.jpg

Have a great day Paul!!

                   Hugs

                           Rosy.
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by brewcrew on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:22am
Everybody here wants to wassock your numpty - I'll just say this:

Happy Birthday you fuckin' son-of-a-bitch!
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:29am

on 12/21/07 at 10:22:04, brewcrew wrote:
Everybody here wants to wassock your numpty - I'll just say this:

Happy Birthday you fuckin' son-of-a-bitch!


You wussed out Brewsie - what a big girls blouse you are!  :P
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Jackie on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:30am
I think I got it..... ;;D

Happy birthday to Helen's favorite steamin' great silly wally of a numbnut..... :P


Again.....Happy Birthday, Paul..... :D

Jackie
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Jimi on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:30am
Happy Birthday Paul. I guess you survived after all.
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by George_J on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:31am
Happy birthday, Paul.   :)

Best wishes,

George
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Gator on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:47am
Happy Birthday, Paul!!!
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by The  mad viking on Dec 21st, 2007, 11:17am
Happy Birthday, Paul!!!
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by brewcrew on Dec 21st, 2007, 11:27am

on 12/21/07 at 10:29:56, LeLimey wrote:
- what a big girls blouse you are!  :P

What the hell does that MEAN?
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Jackie on Dec 21st, 2007, 11:34am

on 12/21/07 at 11:27:48, brewcrew wrote:
What the hell does that MEAN?


UHOH Brew....


A male displaying percieved feminine characteristics through actions which cause his peers to think less of him.Being a big girls blouse is much worse than being just a girls blouse, thus it's highly insulting nature.Also used to force a man to do something they fear through peer pressure.
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2007, 11:46am
Look how good you lot are getting at talking English!

There is more "bloody" and arse here than ever and I'm working on al-you-min-eee-yum as we speak  ;;D

I think you can all moveup a grade in January and I'll start teaching you rhyming slang.. HOWZAT?!
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Mosaicwench on Dec 21st, 2007, 11:53am
Happy birthday Great Numpty of Wassock . . . . wait . . uh . . .


Happy birthday Wassock Numpty of Great! . . errr . . ummm . . .


Happy Birthday Paul!!

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/happy birthday2.gif
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by DennisM1045 on Dec 21st, 2007, 11:57am

on 12/21/07 at 08:51:12, LeLimey wrote:
steamin' great wassock of a numpty

That sounds like something Helen tried to feed to the monster in the loo ;;D
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/fedupofthinking/100_0992.jpg

Happy Birthday Paul!

-Dennis-
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 21st, 2007, 12:26pm


 
Quote:
great wassock of a numpty (only God and Helen know what that is.... )


  And I'll bet you that Helen had to explain it to God too.

  Have a wonderful day Paulie.  We all love you to bits and pieces.   :-*
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by barry_sword on Dec 21st, 2007, 12:46pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL!!! ;;D Hope you are having a great day! :)
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Maffumatt on Dec 21st, 2007, 1:09pm
Happy Birthday Paul.
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Paul98 on Dec 21st, 2007, 1:38pm
Thanks for all the B day wishes folks. :)

I'm getting better at the "Helen speak" but I have a long ways to go.  I still don't know what a "great lumpy wally's sox" is ;;D

Oh, and Linda,


on 12/21/07 at 12:26:17, Linda_Howell wrote:
We all love you to bits and pieces.   :-*


I'm glad it was you that said that and not Helen because coming from her it would mean I would be joining the other bits and pieces of eye of newt, tongue of frog......in a big cooking pot ;;D

Thanks for making my day ;)

-P.
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 21st, 2007, 1:44pm
  My Birthday present to you Paul.


           http://www.effingpot.com/
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Sandy_C on Dec 21st, 2007, 1:54pm

on 12/21/07 at 08:51:12, LeLimey wrote:
steamin' great wassock of a numpty


OK, once again we all try to interpret the Queen's English.  

Not sure what a numpty is, or even a wassock.  I do believe a google search might be in order.

No numpty, but did find Numpy, meaning "numerical python"???  Python, snake? Something large, long and narrow?

No Wassock but did find Wazzock, used mainly in the UK meaning someone who did an idiotic thing.??

I do understand "great", meaning either very wonderful, or very large.  This works.  

Steamin, I also understand!  Paul's either madder than S**T (as in steamin mad), or hotter than H*LL, in the biblical sense??? ;)

OK TRANSLATION!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY you humongus, hotter than h*ell, idiot, snake in the grass!

Did I do good?  

;;D

Sandy
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Sean_C on Dec 21st, 2007, 1:59pm
Happy Birthday Paul  ;;D
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 21st, 2007, 7:24pm
Happy Birthday, Paul


A good year to you and many more.  
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by LeLimey on Dec 21st, 2007, 7:28pm

on 12/21/07 at 19:24:11, Kevin_M wrote:
A good year to you and many more.  


Okay it's now the 22nd and I don't have to be nice any more - I was about to explode too!

Don't be getting his hopes up like that Kevin, its cruel. He can't have a good year anymore, he knows I'll be back!  ;;D
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Jonny on Dec 21st, 2007, 7:31pm
Muck love!  :-*

Opps, typo. ;;D
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Paul98 on Dec 21st, 2007, 9:46pm
You folks are cracking me up.  I needed a laugh today. ;;D

Linda, I'll have to study that site so I know it inside out.  Then Helen can't insult me with out me knowing it ;;D

Um, Sandy, I can relate to the large and long part but narrow?   Sheesh :-[ :-[ :-[  ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] ;)

-P.
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Dec 21st, 2007, 10:07pm
            Paul
         http://i9.tinypic.com/7yoba75.gif

           James
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by Charlie on Dec 21st, 2007, 11:42pm
Happy Birthday Paul...

I'm verklempt Helen.

Charlie
Title: Re: Who's the Birthday Boy?!
Post by sandie99 on Dec 22nd, 2007, 12:32pm
happy birthday, Paul!
I hope it was a great one this year.

wishes,
Sanna


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