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(Message started by: Jonny on Dec 18^th, 2007, 7:41pm)

Title: LMAO!!
Post by Jonny on Dec 18^th, 2007, 7:41pm

A grade school teacher in upstate New York asked her class how
many of them are 'Hillary fans'.

Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be
liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy.

The teacher asked Jonny why he has decided to be different. Jonny
says, 'I'm not a Hillary fan.'

The teacher says, 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?'

Jonny says, 'I'm a George Bush fan.'

The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.

The boy says, 'Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a
George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!'

The teacher asks, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was
an idiot, what would that make you?'

So Jonny replies, 'That would make me a Hillary fan.

Is this an American president?
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5806861,00.jpg

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Charlie on Dec 18^th, 2007, 9:49pm

I feel sorry for Huckabee though. Aside from his tiring reminder that he likes God & Co..he seems a decent guy but with that name.....President Huckabee.... ::)

Charlie

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by chewy on Dec 18^th, 2007, 10:01pm

Hello? Huck? Its me Andy. I hear your looking for a running mate?

http://tvphotogalleries.com/data/567/1AndyGriffith08.jpg

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Maffumatt on Dec 18^th, 2007, 10:06pm

[quote author=Charlie link=board=general;num=1198024907;start=0#1 date=12/18/07 at 21:49:39]I feel sorry for Huckabee though. Aside from his tiring reminder that he likes God & Co../quote]

Sad times when being religious is a character flaw.

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Groov on Dec 18^th, 2007, 10:08pm

I know a name shouldn't matter, but Damn, thats a sillyass name !!! Huckabee !?!?!? Might just a s well be Throat warbler mangrove or Ishkibbile, or Willy Wonka wanker [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Jonny on Dec 18^th, 2007, 10:11pm

Sad times when being religious is more important than WTF the issues are!

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Jonny on Dec 18^th, 2007, 10:13pm

on 12/18/07 at 22:08:52, Groov wrote:

I know a name shouldn't matter, but Damn, thats a sillyass name !!! Huckabee !?!?!? Might just a s well be Throat warbler mangrove or Ishkibbile, or Willy Wonka wanker [smiley=laugh.gif]

Yeah, like "President Phil Macracken" ;;D

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Maffumatt on Dec 18^th, 2007, 10:19pm

on 12/18/07 at 22:11:06, Jonny wrote:

Sad times when being religious is more important than WTF the issues are!

Its only the liberal media that make it an issue. Who do you think asks the questions?

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Charlie on Dec 18^th, 2007, 10:24pm

on 12/18/07 at 22:06:44, Maffumatt wrote:

I feel sorry for Huckabee though. Aside from his tiring reminder that he likes God & Co../quote]

Sad times when being religious is a character flaw.

Even sadder when being religious is considered a major qualifying point in elections rather than competence.

Charlie

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Maffumatt on Dec 19^th, 2007, 4:17am

on 12/18/07 at 22:24:19, Charlie wrote:

Even sadder when being religious is considered a major qualifying point in elections rather than competence.

Charlie

It is? Must of missed that one at the last super secret right wingers super evangelical meeting, I really should pay more attention.

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 19^th, 2007, 7:18am

I remember when it was a big point back with JFK - stupid then - stupid now.

Like in 1960 - a lot of airtime is being wasted on NOTHING and we're not hearing anything we need to hear. LIke "What the hell are you going to do to improve the situation in THIS country IF you become President?"

PS Have you heard the latest on Edwards -- seems they're dragging up some woman who says he's the father of her child. Just what we needed - another scandal!!!!

Hugs BD

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Dec 19^th, 2007, 7:24am

on 12/18/07 at 22:06:44, Maffumatt wrote:

I feel sorry for Huckabee though. Aside from his tiring reminder that he likes God & Co../quote]

Sad times when being religious is a character flaw.

I couldn't have said it any better Matt. Right on the target.

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Charlie on Dec 19^th, 2007, 10:04pm

on 12/19/07 at 07:18:17, BarbaraD wrote:

True. I've seen JFK's speech in Houston several times this year to the stuffiest buch of preachers he could muster to answer the ridiculous Catholic question. It was wonderful. Back then adults were running things and the audience was a least civil. The gist of the speech was he wouldn't listen to a thing the Pope said when it came to us and that his beliefs would have nothing to do with his governing. He also made it a big point that the strict separation of church and state was one of the most important facets of our system.

Wouldn't it be nice..........Sigh.

Charlie

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by Jonny on Dec 19^th, 2007, 10:09pm

on 12/19/07 at 07:18:17, BarbaraD wrote:

Agreed, Mom and Charlie!

Title: Re: LMAO!!
Post by BlueMeanie on Dec 20^th, 2007, 5:51pm

on 12/18/07 at 22:06:44, Maffumatt wrote:

Sad times when being religious is a character flaw.

Yep, sad indeed, especially since our society was originally based on Christianity. Of course issues are important too. :o