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(Message started by: chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:16pm)

Title: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:16pm
I arranged for Santa to be delivered to a kids Xmass party yesterday. 147 kids greeting Santa on Main Street, lights flashing, siren blaring, air horn air hornin. It was pissa!

Got phone call from a buddy of mine at City Hall. City might serve me a viloation for utilizing city services without a permit. So I called another buddy of mine. The fire fighters union rep. He would be happy to be present when the violation is served. And he will bring some holiday cheer.

Another fire truck, the entire local ladder company, every press rep he can gather up, and enough cookies and eggnog for everyone!

It will be a ver5y special and festive serving of the violation!

Ho Ho Ho Mayor Menino!

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Jonny on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:20pm
What dont you get about following the rules of law?

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:21pm

on 12/16/07 at 14:20:14, Jonny wrote:
What dont you get about following the rules of law?


ROFLMAO!

In Charelstown?? LMAO!

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Jonny on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:27pm

on 12/16/07 at 14:21:14, chewy wrote:
ROFLMAO!

In Charelstown?? LMAO!


The law is the law, no?

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:34pm

on 12/16/07 at 14:27:45, Jonny wrote:
The law is the law, no?



LMAO! Its not a law Jonny.

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Jonny on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:39pm

on 12/16/07 at 14:16:57, chewy wrote:
when the violation is served.


Oh ok, its a violation.....my bad.  :-/

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:47pm
Now your gettin it.

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Jonny on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:52pm

on 12/16/07 at 14:47:43, chewy wrote:
Now your gettin it.


A violation of what.....THE LAW? ;;D

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:53pm
UHH......No Jonny. A city ordinance. Citys cant write their own laws. LOL

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Jonny on Dec 16th, 2007, 3:06pm

on 12/16/07 at 14:53:35, chewy wrote:
UHH......No Jonny. A city ordinance. Citys cant write their own laws. LOL


Im happy to hear that cities have no laws....I think Ill rob a bank.....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Maffumatt on Dec 16th, 2007, 3:20pm
So you don't have to pay the fine for the violation? What would happen if you don't? Spend a couple days in jail er I mean the city's involuntary boarding house?

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 16th, 2007, 4:15pm


 Exactly what city services did you utilize?  and without their permission???  [smiley=confused.gif]

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by kayarr on Dec 16th, 2007, 4:41pm
Probably like a parade without a permit.  Just get some good press and have it thrown out.  Maybe a feel good penny drive to raise your bail!

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 4:55pm

on 12/16/07 at 16:41:05, kayarr wrote:
Probably like a parade without a permit.  Just get some good press and have it thrown out.  Maybe a feel good penny drive to raise your bail!


Wont have to. The neighborhood liason from city hall was standing next to me sippin hot chocolate and handing out gifts!


Quote:
Im happy to hear that cities have no laws....I think Ill rob a bank.....LMAO


Well then you would be charged uder federal law.

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Jonny on Dec 16th, 2007, 5:45pm

on 12/16/07 at 16:55:39, chewy wrote:
Well then you would be charged uder federal law.


I have never had a problem with "Uder"...Thank you!  ;;D

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by BarbaraD on Dec 16th, 2007, 6:08pm
Oh heck, it's a great gester -- and it's Christmas for goodness sakes.... get the TV people out there - it'll be a great party...

My vote goes to Chewy -- It's Christmas - it's for the kids - the City can RELAX for once... some things just need a little common sense (and a little holiday cheer).

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 6:36pm
That and the fact that the contract talks start soon between the fire fighters union and the city. The Mayor dont need any bad publicity and the union rep is ready and willing to hand some out. (With eggnog and cookies)

Guaranteed the whole thing is squashed as soon as the panic hits the eyes of the liason to the mayor.

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 16th, 2007, 7:05pm

on 12/16/07 at 18:36:53, chewy wrote:
Guaranteed the whole thing is squashed


So you're still holding onto the pictures of his college age daughter on your lap.




on 12/16/07 at 14:16:57, chewy wrote:
Ho Ho Ho Mayor Menino!




Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Jonny on Dec 16th, 2007, 7:27pm

on 12/16/07 at 18:36:53, chewy wrote:
That and the fact that the contract talks start soon between the fire fighters union and the city. The Mayor dont need any bad publicity and the union rep is ready and willing to hand some out. (With eggnog and cookies)

Guaranteed the whole thing is squashed as soon as the panic hits the eyes of the liason to the mayor.


Huh?......Who asked?

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 7:45pm

Quote:
It's Christmas - it's for the kids - the City can RELAX for once


Gettin to complicated for ya?

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by Kevin_M on Dec 16th, 2007, 7:48pm
Good job again this year, Chew!

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 7:50pm
Thanks Bud. It takes a few helpers to get it done but it gets done.

This year even featured an elf with a magic show.

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by artonio7 on Dec 16th, 2007, 8:54pm

on 12/16/07 at 19:50:57, chewy wrote:
Thanks Bud. It takes a few helpers to get it done but it gets done.

This year even featured an elf with a magic show.


... i just got a visual of a midget being pulled out of an orifice

mybad....

But really chews... ya  did good! Fuck the mayor... he sounds like a real tool. Where the hell is his holiday spirit?

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by chewy on Dec 16th, 2007, 9:05pm
This is the guy I hired for the entertainment. Known him for a few years now. Inpressive resume dont cha think?

http://www.allstarmedia.net/artist.html

Title: Re: Santa is a Felon.................
Post by kayarr on Dec 16th, 2007, 10:35pm
Sounds like  a hoot to me.  
The most interesting community service project the kids and I did was when I took the Camp Fire group to sing at the nursing home.  I happened to be in the elf suit from the  City Santa Breakfast that my Dad and I did every year; him being Santa and me his elf. The laundry room at the nursing faucility caught fire.  I was helping evacuate the seniors in afore mentioned tights and the kids were singing to and comforting those who had been evacuated. Quite the sight. LOL



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